Where is my boot?
This owner lost one his Doc Martin boots.
Then his dog came in to see the vet because he had been vomiting for 2 days. He was admitted for treatment and after thorough examination, an Xray was taken of his intestines which revealed a mass in the small intestine.
When he went to surgery, the vet found an entire upper half of a Doc Marten boot! When the owner was asked about the boot, he replied: "I have been looking everywhere for my other boot"! The dog made a full recovery.